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Blog is in progress please excuse the lack of pages :)

Also there is a page with my face on, if you wanna see it :P

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Jeff The Blog
Howdy! You can call me Bloo (because of reasons) and I'm always open to asks and stuff :) Stuff I reblog: Dr. Who, Hannibal, Sherlock, The Killers, Being Human, The Hobbit and probably more I have forgotten. That is all I can think of at the moment, so enjoy your stay! (Stickers from cosmicleigh.tumblr.com/stickers)
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oknope:

most important school supplies

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ruinedchildhood:

but first let me take a selfie

ruinedchildhood:

but first let me take a selfie

tacogrande:

geminico:

Finally, a mug that fits my personality.

I WANT

tacogrande:

geminico:

Finally, a mug that fits my personality.

I WANT

snazziest:

this was no accident

snazziest:

this was no accident

the-more-u-know:

crazykattlady:

britishstarr:

bloodyjam:

le-nickasaur:

surrealscorpion:

In India, a snake protects two pups for 48 hours after they accidentally fall into a hole. At first it was thought that she wanted to attack them, but then noticed she was caring for the puppies. When rescued, the snake was released into a forest. 

It is impossible not to share it with you.

that snake is going to snake heaven

precious babies

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I couldn’t help myself.

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Neither could I

reblogging for ^

svvords:

i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*

you-put-your-left-armin:

Joining a new fandom like am I allowed to reblog this yet or am I not deep enough

guy:

stability:

What do you mean most people leave their rooms before noon

What do you mean most people leave their rooms

babylonian:

kewpietime:

i love my job

the greatest typo ive ever seen in my life

babylonian:

kewpietime:

i love my job

the greatest typo ive ever seen in my life